’cause school is just around the corner (cue Hallelujah Chorus). And why haven’t I posted lately? Let’s see… oh yeah, I’m raising two very mischievous, delightful but somewhat machiavellian PIXIES! So basically, I have my hands a wee bit full. And when I say a wee bit full, I mean don’t-even-pause-to-go-to-the-bathroom, breathe-when-you-have-the-chance, take-the-phone-off-the-hook, ask-for-eyes-in-the-back-of-your-head-for-Christmas, just-go-ahead-and-set-your-affairs-in-order FULL!!

Here is some irrefutable evidence:

Don’t be fooled by the sweet smile – she’s got a bucket full of rocks, for the love of God!!

Note to self: when patroning a bowling alley wherein small children freely cart bowling balls hither and yon, steel-toed boots vs. flip flops isn’t really even a contest!

It’s just not enough to slide like a normal person – let’s add some panache!! And check out the other kid trying to get with the program – is there even medicine for a groin injury in one so young?

Why wear your own clothes when you can strip down to your skivvies at a birthday party, pirate this little number and work it like you’re headlining a Disney Renaissance Festival??